"Drinking at Disney is a polite, feel-good, family-friendly, well-behaving, G-rated reference for all things calm and routine at Walt Disney World."
-- Said no one ever.
"If Drinking at Disney were a reality TV show, it would be a Disney-themed Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives hosted by the late Steve Irwin and accompanied by an expletive-spewing Grumpy Cat."
-- Slightly more accurate.
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